Open Post: Hosted By Disappointment

The first disappointment of the day for me was when I read story after story about how a delicious chicken sandwich is the unofficial anti-gay rights symbol. The second disappointment of the day came when I got hungry for a chicken sandwich and realized that Popeye's ass doesn't deliver to my area. The third disappointment of the day came when I was looking for pictures on a photo agency website and thought that a set of tiny thumbnails were pictures of this glamorous flower:

Then I clicked on a thumbnail and found out it was just Lindsay Lohan's busted ass at Make-Up Forever in L.A. There needs to be a store called Sit Down Forever and bitch needs to go there instead. Damn you LiLo for not being Jose Eber in easy access shorty shorts.